Don’t forget to water the orchids when the wife’s away

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By Roger Alford

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  • Image from Pixabay
    Image from Pixabay
Perhaps you remember the story about the fellow who went to the flower shop and asked for orchids. “I’m sorry, but we have sold out of orchids,” the lady behind the counter said, “but we have our…

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